Brace yourselves...

After finally getting my internet back, i came across something rather disturbing, and yet quite enjoyable. Originally, i was searching for taboo commercials that have been broadcast in different areas and i instantly caught sight of this picture:


At first, i didn't know what to think. Who in their right mind would come up with a half cougar/half human computerized being to sell shaving cream? Honestly, i didn't know what think, but i watched it anyways solely to quench my thirst for knowledge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoV7zY5A8TA

Dear heavenly beings on high.. what in the flying fuck was that? <--(my original thought after watching) i hope you guys have fun thoughts with this

Popping the Cherry

First post.. First blog.. First time..
(Please be gentle with me)

The first time for everything is always the hardest; first time riding a bike, first time learning to drive a manual, maybe even first time having a sexual experience. And depending on what type of "first time" it is, it either turns out painful or awkward. With this "first time" I'm currently undergoing, I intend to avoid both. Since that's the case, I have a bad feeling that I'll end up in some sort of awkward pain.

For the sake of the entertainment of the general public, I made an oath to supply the online community with information I see as necessary and a need-to-know basis. This includes the spice of my witty sarcasm and utter disregard for censorship detail. I may only be speaking for myself, but it's my blog. I can sure as hell post what I want. If you have a problem with it, you can jump off a cliff and finally decrease the number of overly-sensitive individuals who can't take jokes. We can definitely do well without them.

First, i'd like to bring up an interesting post that my friend, a homosexual male living in california, displayed on facebook:

"No it isn't. Marriage has existed for a long time. You do know that Christians aren't the only ones getting married right? Muslims get married, Buddhists get married, Jews get married, Pagans get married, Atheists get married. Shit it is legal to marry animals, corpses, and inanimate objects in some countries. So do Christians believe that a marriage that doesn't take place in a church isn't a legitimate marriage?
It was illegal to marry someone outside of your race until the late 60's. Anybody who wasn't white was considered a second class inferior person. An attitude that still exists today. So what is the difference between this and gay marriage? Any and all creeds, races, and ethnicity are directly affected by this. There exists gay Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Blacks, Asians, Whites, Latinos etc.

So yes prohibiting gays from getting married affects everybody. Those who are open about their sexuality and those who aren't. While statistically only about 10% of the population are non-heterosexual what about those who are in the closet because of denial, ridicule, upbringing, and fear? This society does not make it easy for a person to come out. The overall view on homosexuality creates within non heterosexuals a sense of inferiority. Why should it be legal to continue on with this?

And the thing with civil unions is, they don't exist in California. Civil unions are not the same as marriage. They do not have the same rights as a real marriage. Going back to interracial marriage, should that be considered as a real marriage or marriage with a footnote? Of course not, it is a real marriage. Same-sex couples deserve the same treatment. A real marriage not a marriage with a footnote. Why? Because same-sex couples are people. Law-abiding or not just like everybody else. And these people deserve to be treated with all the perks and all the consequences that heterosexual couples do."

This statement caused some controversy over the wonderful and beautiful world of FACEBOOK, but a majority of the people (youth) who reacted to this statement reacted in a positive way. The only ones that didn't like the post were either religious, or old which i believe go hand in hand. In my opinion, leave the marriage and all it's problems to the heteros. Divorces, Separation.. it get's tiresome after a while (not that i would know) .. but there are gays who would love to settle down and be proud to call his man his "husband" or her woman her "wife" (not to mention the marital benefits) .. but all in all, i agree with him.. He makes me proud to be different.

so in conclusion...

I'm sure as hell smiling :D